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Chin up and chest out, soldier! You should get some rest to try and keep up with this little lady before you look at potato gun plans!
Holy hell in a handbasket, dingleberries! The enemy to the north (yes, CANADA!) has finally been pushed back! Sgt. Tater has graciously allowed you to have a free potato gun plan if you put in yer email address! But, he said fer y’all to check out this picture of the what he’s up against, ladycakes, so you can be ready to go to battle too when he gets back!
Oh Canada! –> Those aren’t for shootin’ taters, but check out them guns!
And while we’re at it, how ’bout this whole Bin Laden thing, huh? Sgt. Tater was just about ready to take a trip over yonder to Pakistan and open up a can of arse-whoopin’ on that son-of-a-so-and-so! Thanks to the gub’ment, Sgt. Tater saved himself a few hunnert dollars on a galdern plane ticket. Yeehaw!!
You still here, son?! You lookin’ to buy a Potato Gun plan if you didn’t take advantage of that galdern free one?! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about, Snow White! You may think that potato gun plans ought to be given out free amongst the masses, but Sgt. Tater says this ain’t socialism, Fancy Pants! When it comes to potato gun plans, you get what you pay for! To paraphrase my good friend Forrest, when it comes to free, “You never know what yer gonna git!” Now drop and give me 20! If you still want a FREE potato gun plan, Daisy, click Download Now!
A History of Potato Gun Plans
Let me tell you a story about Sgt. Tater. He grew up in the fields of Idaho, rollin’ in the sun, eyein’ all the hot potato girls that baked in the sun. One day, he and a spud bud named Fry Daddy went out and decided to build a potato gun. They looked and looked, and eventually found a free potato gun plan on the internet. Retreat Hell! There it was, just as simple as it could be. A couple of pieces of PVC pipe, a couple of fittings and HUZZAH they were on their way to launching potatoes across the country-side. Now, you might think this is a little bit like being a bully, launching your own people a few hundred yards, but Tater Gunn (before he became the kick ass sergeant he is today) didn’t take no prisoners and was a bit of a cut-up, you see. He picked on the little fries quite a bit until the Corp taught him better. Now he does it for a job! Hell, it ain’t no job, it’s a way of life, Little Bunny FooFoo!
Anyway, that’s beside the point. See, Sgt. Tater and Fry Daddy were hell-bent on building a potato gun, and it didn’t matter what type of quality the potato gun plans they found was. So one day, after they’d shot about four of the neighborhood tater tots clean across the state of Idaho with their not-so-kick-ass potato gun, Sgt. Tater and Fry Daddy decided they’d do one more. They found some French kid in the park named Pomme Frite, hammered him down inside the barrel of the potato gun, and got set to blast away.
Well, as the story goes, Sgt. Tater had to drain the spud if you know what I’m sayin’, and while he was gone, Fry Daddy thought he’d pull a fast one and scare ol’ Tater. He pulled the trigger of the potato gun and BOOM, it exploded and mashed Fry Daddy. Tater never forgave himself for finding a low quality, free potato gun plan. He vowed to never again be on the wrong side of safety.
The Moral of the Potato Gun Plans Story
You get what you pay for. Always, always, leave it to the professionals and get safe potato gun plans. And be sure to visit this article for more information: Potato Guns.