Sgt. Tater Gunn says, “Say what? You want to know how to make a potato gun? It’s easy, Bo Peep, you start by not being a pansy!”
If you’re looking to buy the biggest, baddest, toughest, pre-assembled potato guns out there on the internet, it won’t happen here. But, what you will find, scumbucket, is some kick-ass, rootin-tootin potato gun plans furnished by Sgt. Tater Gunn so you can man up and build a potato gun on your own! Don’t let people do the work for you, soldier!
Why pay a few damn hundred dollars to have some lilly-livered varmint put together a few pieces of PVC pipe when you can do it yourself! Whether you call it a spud gun, a spud launcher, a potato cannon, or whatever other ham-headed ding-dong name you can come up with, ‘How do I make a potato gun?’ is a simple question to answer, chowderheads! Like any good solider, you follow orders!
Are Potato Guns Legal?
While we’re at it, yer probably wonderin’ about whether or not potato guns are legal. According to those awesome dudes over at The Spudgun Technology Center, even the ATF says they are. But even if our fine gub’ment says potato guns won’t get you tossed in the pokey, they can still put a hole through plywood, so be sure to take Sgt. Tater’s advice when he says, “Safety first, private!”